Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Bringing sexy back.....NOT

So, I really needed to boost my spirits because I have been down in the dumps for a long time now (obviously).

We have an out-of-town wedding next weekend. I thought I would buy some sexy lingerie, that should boost my spirits - and I am sure the "spirit" of my husband.

Now - you have to know that I am not your run of the mill Victoria Secrect (VS) size person. While I wish I could just go to VS and just buy something - lord knows that is not really possible. Seriously, I totally envy the gal that can go into any store - you know ANY store - and just buy something off the rack. Possibily without even trying it on. Not me.

I am VERY big in the upper area - all my bras are custom ordered through a speciality lingerie shop. So, it is not like I can just go into any store and find something I like.

I decided to go to my trusty friend, you know, Google. I type in my zip code and lingerie. Got a couple of hits too. One even said that they have in stock all sizes from petite to plus. JACKPOT!

I live in Tim-Buck-To, NJ so I know every place will be a drive. I pick two that are about an hour away. I google the directions and I am off.

The first place is 46 miles from my house, I follow the directions to a tee. The last set of directions brings me to a wearhouise section. Basically all loading docs, etc. I look for the address and it is NOT a lingerie store. OK, maybe I should have called.

The second one is on my way home. Um....I guess I just have some bad luck. Store is closed. And not closed for the day closed, closed as in not in business closed.

There is a woman having a cig outside the store adjacent to the lingerie store. She tells me they have been out of business for a while. I guess I say under my breath (but out loud), I just drove 70 miles for nothing.

She invites me into her store (Real Estate Co) and she draws me a map and tells me other places where I might have some luck. OMG - how super nice is that.

I took her advice and found a really cute somewhat sexy piece at L.ane B.ryant. I looked on-line to see if there was a picture, but it is not on the website.

Lingerie is really a treat for me and my husband of course. I hardly ever wear it. But, I figured we really need some sexy time and not sex only for baby making time. We are staying at a hotel - so I thought that would be the perfect time to bring sexy back.


Leah said...

You go girl!!!Show off your goods!!!

Ariella said...

I am sure he will love it and it sounds like just what the Dr ordered to lift your spirits. Enjoy the wedding, I always find them highly emotional for me and cry.

april said...

try Not sure if their stores are anywhere near Timbuktoo, NJ, but I've bought online AND in stores from them and have been very pleased. Just bought a slightly trashy but still elegant piece from them earlier this week! ;)

Amy said...

I know how you feel about the clothes thing. I'm super big up top too. Lane Bryant doesn't really even carry much in my size (at least in store). Blech! Have fun this weekend!

Maria (MKC101103) said...

What a nice lady you ran into! I hope you and your sweetie pie have fun at the wedding and even more fun in the hotel room :)

theworms said...

Have a great time at the wedding and have fun bringing sexy back. I'm glad you found something to lift your husband's spirit (and yours too) :)

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